Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend
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Your sexoscope for the week of August 23 to August 29:
Aries
If you’re single:
Tonight’s not your night, thanks to the Virgo Moon keeping you busy at work or home, but the rest of the weekend is all yours to have fun! The Libra Moon Saturday is perf for finding a one night stand or first date, and Monday’s intimate Scorpio Moon is fab for inviting them over for round two!
If you haven’t DTR:
This weekend starts off slow, but by Saturday, the Moon enters Libra, activating your chart’s relationships zone—AKA, you and your hookup can spend the rest of the weekend getting into trouble together! All of the Virgo energy in the stars is putting you in a more practical frame of mind, so instead of playing games (your usual tactic in dating) you’re taking things more seriously now and could DTR soon!
If you’ve been together forever:
You’re working your ass off this month, thanks to the four planets in Virgo, but this weekend’s Libra Moon is helping you and your boo relax and de-stress together! Although most of your week is focused around your job, Monday’s astro makes you want to call out sick and spend even more time with your S.O.—I’m not saying you should tell your boss you’re sick and can’t work, but if there was ever a day to treat yourself (and your boo) to a good time, it’s defs Monday!
Taurus
If you’re single:
Tonight’s Virgo Moon puts you in the mood to get it on, so going out and finding your next hookup comes (pun intended) highly recommended! The four planets in Virgo are warming up your chart’s zone of love/sex, so you’re p much guaranteed to get some action this weekend, and all week long there are tons of major transits in the same part of your chart. Virgo season is all about staying busy, and it looks like you’re doing the most work in the bedroom this week!
If you haven’t DTR:
When your phone dings and you get that “what are we?” text from your FWB, you can blame Mercury, the planet of communication, in your chart’s love/sex zone being activated by Uranus, planet of surprises this weekend! So, what’s your answer? Venus and patient Saturn are teaming up this weekend, too, making it easy to upgrade your situationship to something more serious if you’re ready, but if you’re not about that relationship life, it can help you calmly let them know without ending things completely.
If you’ve been together forever:
Work might keep you from seeing your boo as much as you’d like this weekend, but Monday’s astro more than makes up for it! Lovely Venus squares off with expansive Jupiter, activating two seriously sexy zones of your chart and putting you in an indulgent (and horny!) mood, which is further amplified by the sensual Scorpio Moon! Hopefully there aren’t any major projects you have to finish this week, because it looks like you’re spending more time with your lover than ever!
Gemini
If you’re single:
You’ve been stuck at home for all of Virgo season so far, but Saturday’s Libra Moon helps you get TF out of the house and have some fun! Your silly, social personality is amped up, you’re feeling confident, and all of your go-to jokes and pickup lines are working like a charm. Just don’t expect more than a one night stand from this weekend.
If you haven’t DTR:
All of the Virgo energy in the stars right now is activating your chart’s zone of home life, so you’ve been uncharacteristically introverted lately. The Libra Moon on Saturday puts you in the mood to see your FWB, but you’re not really in the mood to leave the house—hit them up and invite them over for a Netflix and chill sesh, that way you can both get off without you having to leave your room. That’s a win/win sex sitch right there.
If you’ve been together forever:
If you’re aching to go out and have fun with bae, this weekend’s Libra Moon is perfect for bringing on the romance and encouraging you two love birds to get it on, too! The Sagittarius Moon on Wednesday is another golden opportunity for a fun date night, so if all of the work you’ve been doing this month has you in a slump, this week’s astro helps get you out of that rut and have fun again!
Cancer
If you’re single:
Put on your cutest outfit and go out tonight, Cancer! The Virgo Moon is helping you put yourself out there and meet new people, and one (or more) of them hit you up by Sunday and want to take you out—it’s not a very sexy proposition, but if you schedule to meet up on Monday, the sensual Scorpio Moon promises that your date will lead to at least some heavy petting before the night is over!
If you haven’t DTR:
Your situationship could easily get an upgrade this week! I’m not saying you’re 100% going to define the relationship, but you’re taking baby steps towards it, introducing your almost-boo to your friends, and having a good time together outside the bedroom! Your whole week isn’t all PG-13, though—the sexy Scorpio Moon on Monday nudges you into the bedroom for some fun one-on-one action, too!
If you’ve been together forever:
Lovely Venus is feeling supported by structured Saturn this weekend, opening the door for you to talk to your S.O. about moving in together or even marriage! The convo goes well, and you’re encouraged to move full-speed ahead, but don’t over-extend yourself, Cancer—these are huge decisions that you should take your time with and plan ahead for, which Virgo season is perfect for. Leave the actual moving in for next month.
Leo
If you’re single:
Virgo season’s such a drag for your sign, but Saturday’s Libra Moon encourages you to forget about work for a hot minute so you can go out and have fun! Your job is still nagging you to come in on your day off or work from home, but the odds of you finding a thrilling hookup or your next crush are too high to spend all weekend at the office, so treat yourself to a good time and go a little cray-cray this weekend, Leo—you deserve it!
If you haven’t DTR:
Balancing work and fun has never been easy for you, but Virgo season is helping you figure out how to keep it all under control. Instead of working your ass off 24/7 and ignoring your crush (or vice versa) you have this weekend to play around with your almost-boo and the beginning of the week to focus on work. On Wednesday, the Moon enters Sagittarius, helping you get some action on hump day 😉 and motivates you to have a strong finish to your week!
If you’ve been together forever:
You’re very all-or-nothing, so you feel like you’re either neglecting your lover or neglecting your job, without any room to compromise. It sucks not being able to have your cake and eat it, too, but this week’s astro shows that your S.O. is showing their affection in practical, helpful ways—that way you can be with bae and still get some work done from home! PS: it’s not an all work, no play week, because the sexy Sagittarius Moon on Wednesday activates your chart’s love/sex zone, so getting it in is defs happening!
Virgo
If you’re single:
HBD, qween! The New Moon in your sign tonight is perfect for starting fresh with any part of your life, but with Venus in your sign, too, why not start something new, hookup or relationship-wise? You’re more charming than ever and people can’t help but notice how great you’re looking and feeling, so a little birthday sex is certainly written in the stars for you right now!
If you haven’t DTR:
Spend your birthday weekend with your almost-boo and you won’t be disappointed! Venus, Mars, the Sun, and now Mercury in your sign with tonight’s New Moon are all contributing to you living your best life, getting lucky, and thriving all Virgo season long. Saturn, planet of stability, shares harmonious energy with Venus this weekend, too, so your post-birthday sex pillow talk could very well lead to you defining the relationship!
If you’ve been together forever:
Happy b-day, Virgo! There’s a stellium (AKA a whole f*cking lot of planets) in your sign right now, so no matter how you spend the weekend, it’s all but guaranteed to be a great time and all about you! Venus in your sign makes you look and feel luxurious AF, and the easygoing connection between Venus and Saturn makes your relationship run smoothly all weekend long—basically, you’re crushing it in the love department. You’re the sign of servicing others, but this weekend, let yourself be a pillow princess while your partner takes care of you—seriously, let them do ALL the work, for once.
Libra
If you’re single:
You’re feeling like spending your Friday night at home, chilling by yourself. All of the Virgo energy in your 12th house makes you feel invisible and, TBH, you kind of are right now. Even with the Moon in your sign on Saturday, connecting with others isn’t easy, and you’re fading into the background. The best thing to do is hang out alone this weekend and take care of your own needs.
If you haven’t DTR:
Being the sign of relationships, you love to always have someone by your side, whether it’s your bestie or your boo, but this weekend has you flying solo. There’s hella Virgo energy in the stars right now, all occupying your chart’s zone of solitude—not fun, I know. If you think you’ve been ghosted by your FWB or just feel neglected in general, don’t worry about it. This is just a chunk of time where you’re figuring out what you want out of your love/sex life and just worrying about yourself first.
If you’ve been together forever:
Your chart’s 12th house (aka, the part of your chart all about being alone) is on fire with all of the planets in Virgo right now, so connecting with your boo ain’t easy. You can’t quite figure out why, though. This is the time for getting in touch with your inner self, so getting intimate with your partner just ain’t easy ATM. Mutual masturbation or toying with voyeurism/exhibitionism are great ways to take care of your own sexual needs while still getting off with your partner, so don’t worry about your sex life suffering this Virgo season!
Scorpio
If you’re single:
The Virgo New Moon tonight, plus the connection with chatty Mercury and surprising Uranus on Sunday are both signals that some exciting new people are entering your circle—and you might just start crushing hard on one of these new faces! At first, you’re getting to know them as friends, but by Wednesday, when lovely Venus and dreamy Neptune stand off together, you’re totally catching feels. This could be the start of something new!
If you haven’t DTR:
Your situationship might get a little mixed up this weekend, thanks to Mercury’s connection to Uranus, planet of surprises. Instead of getting caught in a dramatic love triangle/square/pentagon, take advantage of this astrology and ask your hookup if they’re down to try out a threesome. If you’re both DTF and decide on a third playmate you’re both into, it could be a ton of fun!
If you’ve been together forever:
Mercury connecting with Uranus this weekend is perf astro-weather for talking out some kinks or fetishes you’ve been dying to try out with your boo! And on Monday, indulgent Jupiter and lovely Venus square off, and on Wednesday dreamy Neptune enters the mix, too, and this combined energy leads up to some ballin’ sex that makes you feel like you’re falling in love with your partner all over again!
Sagittarius
If you’re single:
You’ve been crazy focused on work this Virgo season, and Friday night keeps you clocked in, but Saturday’s Libra Moon is a great way to take a break and meet someone new! Whether they’re the next big thing in your love life or just a little fling is yet to be determined, but since all week you’re (still) stuck at work, take advantage of the moment and have a little fun!
If you haven’t DTR:
All of the Virgo energy going on right now is pretty potent, and it’s permeating every part of your life, not just your job. You’ve been having fun in your situationship, but you’re leaning towards taking it more seriously and working on a real relationship—how Virgo of you! The Libra Moon on Saturday is great for boning and getting a little romantic, but the rest of the week has you in work mode again—so it’s not a great time to get it on, but it is perfect for having The Talk and getting boo’d up!
If you’ve been together forever:
Craziness at work is weighing down on you a lot, and it’s probs hard to muster up the energy to even have a little quickie with your partner. Saturday’s the most alive you’ll feel this weekend, so that’s the best day to climb your partner like a tree and have sex amazeballs enough to keep you satisfied for the week!
Capricorn
If you’re single:
If you’re not traveling any time during Virgo season and meeting new boos abroad, you could still have a fling with someone totally new this weekend! After getting your rocks off, your energy stays lifted all week long, which is a good thing because you’re working your ass off until next weekend!
If you haven’t DTR:
This weekend’s a blast for your sign, which is really saying something because you’re infamous for never having fun, like, ever (no shade, but it’s kind of true)! It’s a great time to branch out and be a little more adventurous in bed, whatever that entails for you. Have fun!
If you’ve been together forever:
Virgo season has you feeling the least uptight you’ve felt in literally 5ever, so you’re flirting, playing around with your S.O., and doing all the cute, lovey-dovey things you normally abstain from. Your partner’s probably surprised by your behavior, but they’re loving every minute of it! Send some risqué Snapchats or do a little sexting to relieve the stress from work this week and act out your fantasies in the bedroom—you won’t regret it, and your bae will go crazy for it!
Aquarius
If you’re single:
The New Moon in Virgo tonight is activating your chart’s intimacy zone, so it’s a great time to start fresh in your sex life. This part of your chart is usually related to very committed relationships, so if you’re just shooting for a fling with someone sexy you meet at the bar, heads up: you’re likely to catch major feels for them! That being said, it’s still a ton of fun, and you have such a good time that you’re hitting them up again during the week for round two!
If you haven’t DTR:
This Virgo season is especially sultry for you, Aquarius, because it has five planets in your chart’s intimacy sector! If there was ever a time to turn your situationship into something more serious, the Virgo New Moon tonight is THE best night. I’m not saying you have to DTR right now (and you shouldn’t do that until you’re absolutely ready) but JSYK, your feels for your FWB are getting deeper and deeper right now and you’re basically drowning in them!
If you’ve been together forever:
Getting even closer to your partner is a given with this weekend’s astro. The five planets in Virgo are making your chart’s intimacy zone #glowup, and the New Moon tonight is perfect astro-weather for starting a new cycle, aka discussing marriage, moving together, etc. Thoughtful Mercury and action-packed Mars collide into the Sun this week, so talking about love and sex (and doing it for hours) is a major trend right now, too!
Pisces
If you’re single:
Heads up, Pisces, you’re meeting someone special this weekend! There are about a bajillion planets in Virgo activating your chart’s relationships zone, so if your love life has felt empty lately, it’s about to fill TF up! You’re full of feels and are always daydreaming about someone, and all of the romance pouring into your life right now is making you feel like life is a friggin’ fairytale!
If you haven’t DTR:
Your situationship appears to be getting an upgrade pretty soon! Even if things started off as a no-strings-attached type of deal, those boundaries are dissolving and transforming this week. Your chart’s relationship zone is turned on right now, and abundant Jupiter activating lovely Venus this week means you’re feeling pretty turned on, too! Committing isn’t easy for mutable signs such as yourself, but your feelings for your almost-boo are getting to a point where settling down with them is starting to sound like a pretty good idea!
If you’ve been together forever:
You’re usually the type to need plenty of alone time, but since there are a crazy amount of planets in your chart’s relationships zone this Virgo season, you and bae are basically joined at the hip right now! You’re loving up on each other (both in and out of the bedroom) more than ever and feeling more in love than ever all week long, thanks to indulgent Jupiter and dreamy, romantic Neptune casting rays at Venus, the planet of love.
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