Twitter goes into overdrive over Poundland’s £5 vibrator
‘When are you opening Adultland?’ Shoppers are left in hysterics as Poundland launches a £5 vibrator to rival the Rampant Rabbit
- Poundland have set pulses racing with their new £5 ‘Bonkin’ Bunny’ vibrator
- Appears to be a more purse-friendly copy of Ann Summers’ £30 Rampant Rabbit
- Twitter users joked they were ‘buzzing’ at the retailer’s new sex toy range online
Poundland have set pulses racing with their new range of sex toys, aptly named the ‘Nooky’ line.
Twitter users joked that they were ‘buzzing’ after the cut price retailer, where products famously sell for just £1, announced they had launched a ‘Bonkin’ Bunny’ vibrator ahead of Valentine’s Day, priced at £5.
The name appears to reference Ann Summer’s famous ‘Rampant Rabbit’ line, where prices are four times as high, ranging from £20 to £150.
The popular chain store revealed that the code word for the titillating toy is ‘Justin’, which shoppers can quote at the till to save any embarrassment.
Poundland have set pulses racing with their new range of sex toys, aptly named the ‘Nooky’ line. They took to Twitter this week to announce the release of their £5 Bonkin’ Bunny vibrator
Taking to Twitter this week, Poundland wrote: ‘Just in! The code word if you want to ask for one when it’s behind the till is ‘Justin’ #JustinBeaver’.
And followers couldn’t contain their delight at the unexpected addition, flooding the thread with surprised tweets.
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Joking about the potential embarrassment at buying a Bonkin’ Bunny, one follower wrote: ‘Waits for self-service till to shriek ‘Unexpected item in bagging area’.
Another added: ‘Bar code doesn’t scan so attendant shouts ‘how much is the purple vibrator’ across the tills lol’.
‘Waits for self-service till to shriek ‘Unexpected item in bagging area’: Followers couldn’t contain their delight at the unexpected addition, flooding the thread with surprised tweets
And some customers claimed the vibrators were in plain sight on the shelves, sharing pictures of the toys and tweeting: ‘Not exactly hidden away’.
One added: ‘They were promoting it at Stevenage and the poor till boy was so embarrassed’.
Elsewhere customers remarked on the appearance of the toy, with one writing: ‘Looks like it’s flipping me off’, and another adding: ‘Looks like a dolphin flicking a V-sign!’.
Remarking on the sales assistant’s upbeat attitude, one customer joked: ‘So now we know why the till staff are smiling thought you had a bee infestation when I popped in.’
One customer joked: ‘They were promoting it at Stevenage and the poor till boy was so embarrassed’ while another said it made the perfect Valentine’s gift
Another said: ‘ Five pounds you say!…what will you do for a tenner?’.
The purple vibrator boasts a a 7.2inch shaft along with two vibrating ‘ears’ for extra stimulation.
It looks remarkably similar to Ann Summer’s ‘Rampant Rabbit’ vibrator, which is bright pink with similar vibrating ‘ears’ to the the front, and retails at £30.
The retailer’s extensive Nooky range also includes the so-called ‘Playful Bullet’, ‘Nooky Joy Ring’, ‘Nooky Lube’ and ‘Vibrator Love Ring’- all priced at a delightful £1.
The retailer first launched the range in 2017 and it now boasts over 14 products, including energy-enhancing pills and a pleasure ring, lowering the cost of adult fun.
Some customers claimed the vibrators were in plain sight on the shelves, sharing pictures of the toys and tweeting: ‘Not exactly hidden away’.
Another joked: ‘Bar code doesn’t scan so attendant shouts ‘how much is the purple vibrator’ across the tills lol’
Poundland’s new vibrator looks remarkably similar to Ann Summer’s ‘Rampant Rabbit’ vibrator, which is bright pink with similar vibrating ‘ears’ to the the front, and retails at £30, pictured
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