There's a New 'Game of Thrones' Porn Parody and the Trailer Is Here to Ruin/Make Your Day

Today in things absolutely no one was prepared for, the fine folk at Pornhub have decided to gift the world with a porn parody of Game of Thrones. Or rather, another porn parody of Game of Thrones, because yes, they’ve done this before!

The hotly anticipated—if you’re into Game of Thrones sex, which, who isn’t?!—follow-up to 2013’s masterpiece Game of Bones is iconically titled Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere, and apparently it’s absolutely filthy.

Please watch the barely safe for work (do not watch this at work, I implore you!) trailer below, featuring the wall (which is made of semen, help), a character named “Big Finger” (again, help), the “White Wankers,” Jon and Dany sex (though they aren’t relatives in this, because #pornrules!), and—I’m so sorry for the words I am typing—a Night King masturbation scene. Again, apologies.

The film stars the likes of Kiara Cole, Donnie Rock, Charlotte Sartre, Gabriella Paltrova, Lance Hart, and Seth’s Beard. And if you um, want more, the entire movie is available to stream for free over at Pornhub—though if you’re looking for an additional 20 minutes of hot white walker sex (MY EYES/MY EARS/MY MIND) you’ll need to get yourself a Pornhub Premium membership.

This has been an important life update. Also make sure to watch *actual* Game of Thrones when it returns on April 14. TBH, it’ll probably have a lot of sex, too, which might be less emotionally traumatizing to sit through.

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