Man finds X-rated business card for ‘Percy Long Prong’ under floorboards
A man found a business card under his floorboards.
The card advertised a very raunchy company called “Percy Long Prong” that promises “spinsters”, “widows” and “neglected married women” a good time.
One the back of the card, there’s a list of services available to punters.
“Tongue bath”, “saliva exchange”, “whips” and “French tickler” are among the kinky treatments available.
An hour of fun cost 10s, which is equivalent to around 50p.
Meanwhile, an “all night” experience with “two times guaranteed” was being flogged for £2.50.
It’s not known when the business card was dated – but the person who found it was very amused.
On Reddit, a user revealed: “Friend works as restorer. Just found this under floorboards of old property he’s working on …”
The post went viral and garnered around 300 likes.
One commented laughed: "That’s a male prostitute with class."
Another wrote: "Do not google what the services are…I lost my cookies doing that."
A third replied: "That is amazing. It needs to go in a museum!"
While many were amused by the business card, others say it must be a prank.
The name “Percy Prong Long” is a name shared by a spoof artist.
It was used to enter a joke art contest called the "Turnip Prize", a comedy rip off of the "Turner Prize".
A Redditor argued: "You may notice there is no contact information. Probably a joke card.”
And another remarked: "This is a joke card.
“Friend made 'Rent-A-Scandal' cards and left them around. Got one into Tutankhamen’s display case."
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