Piers Morgan: ‘WTF?!’ GMB host stunned into silence after appearance in erotic novella
Piers Morgan, 54, was left completely baffled Thursday, after he saw a post on social media that left him gobsmacked. The outspoken host was left speechless as he simply couldn’t comprehend what he had just read – and I think that goes for fans of the presenter as well!
You know what you have to do now. You have to record the audio book
Twitter user
According to Metro, a British YouTuber has penned an X-rated piece of creative writing that depicts Piers being intimate with a Greggs vegan sausage roll, something he has proudly stated he detests.
The storyline in itself is totally bizarre, with fans asking “who thinks of stuff like this?!”
Well, that falls onto the shoulders of vlogger Alizee Yeezy from London, who spoke to Metro about her latest novella.
“Why is a good question,” she responded, when asked about her motivation behind the story.
“It’s something I’ve thought to myself over sleepless nights. I was having a discussion with someone at 3am about strange corners of the internet where anything and everything has been written about as erotic fiction.
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She explained she an her friend had wondered if Piers along with comedian Jack Whitehall had ever been involved in “X-rated novella”.
“Writers often say they don’t come up with ideas, but the ideas come to them instead,” she said.
“For me, it was the question: Piers Morgan is always banging on about sausage rolls.”
The “masterpiece” opens with Piers and co-host Susanna Reid sitting at the Good Morning Britain panel ready to start the show.
The presenters begin to discuss a dog that lost its paw but learned to play the piano. It then features a graphic scene too racy to print in which Piers enjoys a special moment while gazing at a picture of a vegan sausage roll.
“He admired the soft curves and the way the light rested on her dry skin,” she wrote.
What comes next is particularly racy, as Alizee described the intimate encounter between Piers and his least-favourite baked treat.
Suffice to say, it’s all too much for fictional Susanna, who faints at the end of the story after walking in on her co-host doing some questionable things with a sausage roll, as the writer says “it was the scene of a bakery bombshell.”
The intricate jibe directly aimed at the ITV presenter seemed to poke fun of the fact he has constantly blasted veganism any chance he gets.
He often scrutinises vegans and how they justify their beliefs both on social media and while presenting GMB, once being pedantic that they “don’t care” about the billions of bees and insects that are killed by the commercial farming of avocados and almonds, some of the popular food items among the vegan and vegetarian community.
As Piers is so clearly disgusted with their way of life, one can only imagine his thought process when he read about the creative piece.
In response to a Twitter user who reposted the exclusive by Metro, he wrote: “WTF,” with an emoji portraying complete shock.
And, it wasn’t long before fans of the presenter flocked to the comments section to have a good old laugh.
“Oh Piers the very thought…. laughing with you btw!” one laughed.
Another suggested: “You know what you have to do now. You have to record the audio book.”
“Love between the pastry sheets!” someone else joked.
A fourth deliberated: “And what has that sausage roll done to deserve Piers?”
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Others weren’t happy that he had made it through to the “YouTube generation”
“That’s a bad sign if youngsters are writing tuff like this about him!” One commented.
Another pleaded: “Don’t give him the publicity. It will only encourage him to be more ridiculous!”
“Can’t see a stampede happening to buy the movie rights to that story,” a fifth despaired.
Well, they’d certainly be right!
The Metro reported that the YouTuber’s latest novella, called Piers Morgan’s Vegan Lover is available on Amazon – something we ant think Piers will be reading anytime soon.
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