Pete Davidson Jokes About Ariana Grande’s Small Hands Ruining His Dating Life in Raunchy New Standup Routine

When they were dating, Ariana made several references to how well her ex-fiance Pete Davidson was endowed, and each reference caused a stir. Even after Ariana broke up with Pete, she still managed to squeeze a reference about Pete’s penis size into her chick flick-inspired “Thank U, Next” music video, when she shows a photo of the two as a couple in her “burn book” with the word “HUUUUUGE” written beside Pete.

Well, Pete seems to have recently come out of his dark place and is now starting to do more standup gigs. And during one this weekend, he reportedly incorporated a couple of jokes about Ariana’s seeming obsession with his size in his latest raunchy standup routine.

At an appearance last night at the Tarrytown Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York, Pete joked that he was not happy about how Ariana’s references to his penis size have affected his dating life.

“I don’t like that she talked all that s**t for my penis,” Pete joked during his set yesterday. “Everything is huge to her,” he continued. “Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d**k for the rest of my life is disappointed?”

Pete also talked about how he hooked up immediately with a friend after he got dumped by Ariana. ““I did what all douchebags do after a breakup — went to Soho House,” Pete joked, referring to a Manhattan social club catering to young media and tech professionals. “I got with my friend who’s — how do I say — a fast, loose woman.”

Pete then reportedly proceeded with his politically incorrect story –

We hooked up and I asked her, ‘OK, what is the size of my manhood in comparison?’
She said, ‘Well, it’s nice, but it’s like an average black man’s, so it’s nice, but like the size of an average black d**k.’
So I thought, ‘OK, that is white privilege.’”

You can read more about his routine here and here.

(Image source: petedavidsonrares Instagram account)

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