Gemma Collins’ grottiest moments – from ‘stinky’ crotch to trumping ‘like a dog’
Gemma Collins prides herself on saying what she sees, but sometimes she says too much.
From toe-curling comments about her nether regions and the various woes that befall them to her need to break wind at every opportunity, she's delivered her fair-share of gross moments over the years.
'Stinky' crotches, yellow diarrhea disgusting co-stars with her dog farts are just part of her extensive repetoir…
Her 'stinky' crotch
Gemma Collins sank to a new low on last night's Diva Forever when she scratched her crotch and made her stylist sniff her hand.
Viewers were horrified when she complained that a pair of cheap knickers had left her vagina "on fire".
The reality star, 36, was seen taking part in a photoshoot when she began to worry that she was going to "get an infection".
And after reaching to scratch her hoo-haa and let it "air out", she sniffed her hand then stuck it under her assistant's nose, saying "it stinks doesn't it?"
"My vagina is on fire," she said, coking her leg up. "Sorry I've got to air it. I've got to itch it."
She continued: "Lucas my vagina is on fire, I feel like I'm getting an infection."
"It stinks doesn't it… It smells like yeast," she said as Lucas offered to get her some Canesten to treat her itching symptoms.
Her 'panicky vagina'
After arriving 30 minutes late for her date on Celebs Go Dating, her suitor branded her a diva and she stormed out.
Former show host Nadia Essex then warned her not to take her 'panicky vagina vibes' to her next date, and which point the GC got super defensive about her bits.
Having dropped £2,000 to turn it into the vajayjay of her dreams back in 2015, it was clearly a sore point.
"Hold on Nads there's nothing wrong with my vagina – it's designer!" she snapped. "Everyone loves it!"
Farting 'like a dog'
Better out than in is clearly not a phrase Gemma Collins' Celebrity Big Brother housemate, Jonathan Cheban was familiar with.
Which is why he was horrified when the GC crop-dusted the house, repeatedly breaking wind whenever the fancy took her.
“Holy s**t, did you just fart?'" he barked at Gemma after she let rip while lying on her bed in her underwear.
“There's now a hole in the bed,” he raged. “You picked your leg up to fart like a dog? What the f**k! I can't believe any of this! She farts like a dog – she lifts up her leg instead of letting it out slowly!”
Unfazed, Gemma laughed, “I’ll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow the house down!”
But Jonathan didn't see the funny side and branded her "sick".
Fluorescent yellow poo
The GC spiralled into a hole of hypochondria after she suffered a bout of the runs in I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here.
And the thing that concerned her the most was its day-glo yellow colour.
"I feel like I've got malaria. My poo is bright fluorescent yellow. I've had the worst diarrhoea ever," she told her campmate Vicki Michelle, adding, "we've got to get out of here today."
She added as she ran off to the toilet: "I really need to go, but if I sit in that toilet I can't bear the smell. I can't hold it."
Her gnat-bitten vagina
By now we've established that most of Gemma's medical dramas involve her lady parts.
And last year she appraised her TOWIE co-star Bobby Norris of yet another unfortunate incident which involved a gnat latching onto her nethers.
"Basically the other night I got bit by a gnat on the private parts… swelled up so bad, it was so embarrassing," Gemma shared.
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