Watch as Denise Welch brings house down with filthy joke at party and has HUGE Hollywood A-lister in stitches | The Sun
DENISE Welch had Hollywood star Tom Cruise in stitches as she delivered an hilarious X-rated joke at Sir Michael Caine's 90th birthday party.
The Loose Women star wasn't fazed in the slightest by her A-list audience inside the swanky River Café in London as she poked fun at Sir Michael's sexual prowess.
Denise, 64, revealed Michael's wife Shakira, 73, had tasked her with telling a dirty joke, which he allegedly loves, and she duly delivered.
Standing at the head of the table with a microphone in hand, Denise said: "Only the other morning she said she heard a scream from downstairs and it was Michael shouting ' Shakira, look, there's a parcel. Me Olympic condoms have come'.
"He said 'I'm gonna wear the gold one tonight,' and she said 'well, why not wear the silver and come second for a f*****g change?'"
The punchline had the entire table howling with laughter, including Top Gun legend Tom, who was sitting beside the birthday boy.
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The action hero slapped his pal on the back as he creased with laughter.
While Sir Michael bashfully sipped from his wine glass, clearly amused by the naughty gag.
In the clip, which was filmed by Denise's husband Lincoln, the proud spouse could be heard telling another reveller: "I live with her."
Denise, who is the mum of 1975 frontman Matty Healy, is no stranger to top talent.
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Meanwhile, Tom's attendance at the party came after he filmed scenes for his latest movie in the Arctic Circle.
Instead of heading to LA for Sunday night's Oscars, Tom flew from Bari to Svalbard, 500 miles south of the North Pole, where he and director Chris McQuarrie are continuing to shoot scenes for Mission Impossible’s eighth instalment.
An insider told the Sun: “Tom just knows how these things play out – he’d rather get on with doing what he does best and making amazing movies that millions want to go and see that sit in an audience clapping and smiling for the cameras.
“He’s seen it all before.”
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