‘Beto O’Rourke’ And His Hysterical Hands Announce 2020 Bid On ‘Tonight Show’

Tonight show opened with a message from Jimmy Fallon playing one very over-caffeinated Beto O’Rourke – newest Dem White House hopeful. “Hi, I’m Beto O’Rourke and I’m excited!” he shouted, flinging his arms about while his  “wife” hung on for dear life. Donald Trump would love it, having already asked the press if Beto is nuts or are the hand […]

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Beto O’Rourke’s road trip journal may help him win

It’s hard for presidential candidates not to lapse eventually into self-parody. Beto O’Rourke is breaking the mold by actively seeking it out. The unsuccessful and now ­unemployed 2018 Texas senatorial candidate has embarked on a rambling tour of the West that he is cataloging with beatnik-like journal entries on his encounters and feelings. If Beto runs, he’ll be the first […]

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Martin O’Malley Backs Beto O’Rourke For President

Martin O’Malley — the former Baltimore mayor and Maryland governor who ran for president on the Democratic side in 2016 — announced on Thursday that he won’t be running again. And he also said that he will support the candidacy of former Texas Congressman Beto O’Rourke — in the event that O’Rourke runs. O’Rourke ran unsuccessfully for the U.S. Senate […]

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