Cats Rejoice! Shane Dawson Got Engaged To A Human
Shane Dawson is officially off the market. Mere days after doing damage control after getting raked through the coals when audio surfaced of him describing a sexual encounter he had with his cat, Shane has just announced his engagement. To his cat! Of course I’m kidding, bestiality is still illegal in this country as is cross-species matrimony. No, Shane got engaged to his boyfriend of 3 years, fellow YouTuber Ryland Adams.
YouTube celebrities seem like they’re all the worst. I only hear about them when they already done fucked. I rarely hear about the happy, feel-good moments in their lives, and when I do, it’s only after something has gone terribly wrong. Last week I didn’t know Shane even existed, yet now I know all about his history of doing black face, making jokes about pedophilia, and denying he’s ever had to pick cat hairs out of his urethra. But today that all ends. Even though he already completed step two in the YouTuber’s handbook “So You Went Too Far: How To Maintain Your Revenue Stream At All Costs” by apologizing, it was so poorly handled and received, he’s had to skip straight to step 3, Create A Distraction. E! News reports:
With more than 21.2 million YouTube subscribers and nearly eight million Twitter followers, Dawson certainly had a lot of fans celebrating the big news.
Adams also has almost four million YouTube subscribers and more than one million Twitter followers. So, he likely received tons of well-wishers, as well.
A hater says what? Sorry, we can’t hear you over the thundering shouts of CONGRATULATIONS pouring in over multiple platforms! And these two are really milking it, up, down and sideways on social media. First there was Shane’s pre-announcement beta test, which luckily for him, coincided with the couple’s 3 year anniversary.
That went over pretty well I guess, because the main event wasn’t far behind!
This was followed up by a day after tweets.
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